Clam Chowder

New England clam Chowder Keys Style

Conch Chowder

It's the talk of the Republic. If this makes no sense to you, you must be a tourist!

Soup Of The Day

Leftovers dumped in dishwater. Just kidding. Ask your server for directions.

Chili Extraordinaire

A real certified Executive Chef said that this is the best chili in the Keys. It's too thick to be soup, but we didn't know where else to put it on the menu. Be Warned. If's not for the meek or mild hearted. It's hot & spicy & good.

House Salad

Mixed greens, tomatoes & cucumber Our greens are grown in the best manure. The crew loved it! So will you. With Chicken, grilled or blackened

House Salad

Mixed greens, tomatoes & cucumber Our greens are grown in the best manure. The crew loved it! So will you. With Fish, grilled or blackened

House Salad

Mixed greens, tomatoes & cucumber Our greens are grown in the best manure. The crew loved it! So will you. With Shrimp, grilled blackened or fried

Chef'S Salad

Virginia ham, West by God Virginia turkey brest, fresh crisp iceberg and romaine lettuce,peppers, cheese, boiled egg,red ripe garden fresh tomatoes, garlic toast & your choice of dressing

Steak Salad

6oz of steak strips, over salad greens, spicy potato wedges , Cheddar and Mozzarella cheeses & tomatoes, served with your choice of dressing

Ceasar Salad

We went Roman to Mexico to find this delicious salad. With chicken, grilled or blackened

Ceasar Salad

We went Roman to Mexico to find this delicious salad. With Fish, grilled or blackened

Ceasar Salad

We went Roman to Mexico to find this delicious salad. With Shrimp, grilled, blackened, or fried

No Salad

No one said you had to eat healthy

Cole Slaw

Somebody told us we should serve this stuff, so here it is

Mozzarella Sticks

Fried snots, cheese 5 per serving

Smoked Fish Dip

Smoked but not by the crew. Yellowfin Tuna!

Fish Fingers

These fingers came only from left-handed fish, the tastiest part of the fish. We then deep fried them to a golden brown

Conch Fritters

Crispy, yet tender, loaded with Caribbean conch, red peppers, onions, more conch, herbs & spices, fried golden brown. Served with a delicious sauce of an unknown origin, 5 per serving

Fried Calamari

Squid to you landlovers, gently fired to a golden brown & accompanied by a brave dip.

Fried Shrimp, Slightly Spicy

Key West shrimp marinated in a special blend of seasonings, then deep fried to seal, another seafood word in that succulent taste. Served with a slightly spicy sauce for dipping or drowning, 6 per serving

Peel & Eat Shrimp

1/2 lb. Pampered shrimp raised on a farm, steamed, spicy and delicious.

Spicy Hog Balls

You figure it out! Served with Honey Mustard

Hogs-In-A-Blanket

What's better than a warn blanket on a cold winters night? Since we don't have cold wintry nights here in the Keys, we decided to put little hip dogs in the blankets and serve them to you! 9 per serving.

Piggy Platter

It's a deal! It's a meal! A little of this, some of that , some of something else. There better be two of you to handle this one> 3 fried shrimp, 3 chicken wings, 3 hogs in a blanket, 3 poppers, 5 onion rings &small curly fries

Buffalo Wings

Islamorada Style A bunch of wings, separated from the chicken & smothered in our special hot sauce, mild, medium, hot, nuclear, or woman scorned. Blue cheese &celery included

Bbq Ribs

1/2 rack. Adam gave a rib to make eve. In his honor, we are giving you ribs

Jalapeno Poppers

Fiery mouthful of semi-burnt Jalapeno peppers, fried golden brown &stuffed with your choice of cheddar cheese or cream cheese. Served with a strange but tasty sauce

Chicken Fingers

These fingers came only from left-handed chickens, the tastiest part of the chicken. We then deep fried them to a golden crispy brown, or some color reasonably close. Served with honey mustard or BBQ sauce

Nachos

Just cheese

Nachos Ultimate Style

Chili, lettuce, tomatoes, onion,. Jalapeno's, olives, salsa and sour cream accompany the lonely cheese nachos.

Linguini

With Clam Sauce. Flat spaghetti and chopped up baby clams gently bathe in a garlic herb sauce

Fettuccini Alfredo

Rich sauce of moderately heavy cream & parmesan dumped on pasta. Served with garlic bread. Try not to breathe on people. With Chicken grilled or blackened

Fettuccini Alfredo

Rich sauce of moderately heavy cream & parmesan dumped on pasta. Served with garlic bread. Try not to breathe on people. With Fish grilled or blackened

Fettuccini Alfredo

Rich sauce of moderately heavy cream & parmesan dumped on pasta. Served with garlic bread. Try not to breathe on people. With Shrimp grilled, blackened or fried

Turkey Sandwich

Served with a pickle and chips plus choice of lettuce, tomato & onions Substitute Steak Fries, Curly Fries or Onion Rings for 70˘

Ham & Cheese

Remember, you are what you eat. Served with a pickle and chips plus choice of lettuce, tomato & onions Substitute Steak Fries, Curly Fries or Onion Rings for 70˘

Corned Beef

No joke here, it would be too corny. Served with a pickle and chips plus choice of lettuce, tomato & onions Substitute Steak Fries, Curly Fries or Onion Rings for 70˘

Reuben

We don't know who he is but he makes a great sandwich. Served with a pickle and chips plus choice of lettuce, tomato & onions Substitute Steak Fries, Curly Fries or Onion Rings for 70˘

Grilled Chicken Breast

Dumb click tried to cross the road, but didn't even make it! We picked it up and filled it to perfection. We will even blacken the sucker for you. Served with a pickle and chips plus choice of lettuce, tomato & onions Substitute Steak Fries, Curly Fries or Onion Rings for 70˘

Cheese Steak

Thin sliced steak or chicken, for the health nuts, grilled with onions& green peppers, Served on a hoagie with provolone. Served with a pickle and chips plus choice of lettuce, tomato & onions Substitute Steak Fries, Curly Fries or Onion Rings for 70˘

Palomilla Steak 6Oz

Served with a pickle and chips plus choice of lettuce, tomato & onions Substitute Steak Fries, Curly Fries or Onion Rings for 70˘

Blt

Served with a pickle and chips plus choice of lettuce, tomato & onions Substitute Steak Fries, Curly Fries or Onion Rings for 70˘

Tuna Fish Sandwich

Served with a pickle and chips plus choice of lettuce, tomato & onions Substitute Steak Fries, Curly Fries or Onion Rings for 70˘

Tuna Melt

Served with a pickle and chips plus choice of lettuce, tomato & onions Substitute Steak Fries, Curly Fries or Onion Rings for 70˘

Dolphin Sandwich

This is not Flipper. Served with a pickle and chips plus choice of lettuce, tomato & onions Substitute Steak Fries, Curly Fries or Onion Rings for 70˘

Fresh Catch Of The Day

Fresh local whatever the fishermen bring us fish, cooked to order: grilled, blackened, or fried. Just ask your server. Served with a pickle and chips plus choice of lettuce, tomato & onions Substitute Steak Fries, Curly Fries or Onion Rings for 70˘

Meatball Sub

With Provolone cheese. Served with a pickle and chips plus choice of lettuce, tomato & onions Substitute Steak Fries, Curly Fries or Onion Rings for 70˘

Foot-Long Hot Dog

You can get Chili, cheese or sauerkraut for 50˘ per item. Served with a pickle and chips plus choice of lettuce, tomato & onions Substitute Steak Fries, Curly Fries or Onion Rings for 70˘

Bbq Pork Sloppy Joe'S Key West

Traditional shredded smoked pork and Sloppy's BBQ Sauce. Served with a pickle and chips plus choice of lettuce, tomato & onions Substitute Steak Fries, Curly Fries or Onion Rings for 70˘

Hamburger

All sandwiches are served with a pickle, chips and carrots.

Hot Dog

All sandwiches are served with a pickle, chips and carrots.

Fried Or Grilled Chicken Strips

All sandwiches are served with a pickle, chips and carrots.

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

All sandwiches are served with a pickle, chips and carrots.

Spaghetti And Meatballs

All sandwiches are served with a pickle, chips and carrots.

Basic Burger

10 ounces of top quality ground beef, our hamburgers will make dining at Hop Heaven a memorable experience! Served on a Kaiser roll, with a pickle & chips Your choice of Lettuce, tomato& onion

Get Creative

If we can legally put it on your burger, we will! Cheese, bacon, ham, jalapeno peppers, salsa, chili or dog food. 10 ounces of top quality ground beef, our hamburgers will make dining at Hop Heaven a memorable experience! Served on a Kaiser roll, with a pickle & chips Your choice of Lettuce, tomato& onion

Patty Melt

Patty melt patty melt, baker's man, grill me a patty melt as fast as you can. 10 ounces of top quality ground beef, our hamburgers will make dining at Hop Heaven a memorable experience! Served on a Kaiser roll, with a pickle & chips Your choice of Lettuce, tomato& onion

16 Oz T-Bone Steak

12Oz Strip Steak

20 Oz Porterhouse

Shrimp Dinner

Fresh Key West shrimp, peeled, devained and cooked to a golden brown. 10 per serving

Catch Of The Day

Local fish, fresh from our local fishermen, served blackened, grilled or fried.

Dolphin Dinner

Again this is NOT Flipper. Dolphin fish served blackened, grilled, or fried.

Bbq Rib Platter

Barbecued, that is! 1lb

Chicken Breast Platter

Chicken Little may have though the sky was falling. He was wrong. It was the SKILLET.

French Fries

They are really American fries, but just as tasty as the French version

Curly Fries

America fried that over the years have become warped

Baked Potato

Large potato from somewhere in the U.S. Add a little cheese for 50˘ or a little bacon for 50˘; or splurge and add both for $1.00 and save a penny

Onion Rings

Our onions run rings around the other onion rings. Say this three times fast!!

Key Lime Pie

Cheesecake

Dessert De Jour